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Issaquah Law Group: Experienced Counsel; Client Focus

PHILOSOPHY: Formed in 2014, Issaquah Law Group is a law firm with one focus: providing businesses and insurers with high quality legal representation with the responsiveness of a smaller firm. ILG was founded on the principle that strong client relationships are the key to successful legal representation and strong relationships are built upon clear and consistent communication. 

LITIGATION: We work closely with our clients to fully and accurately understand their goals, work collaboratively to formulate specific legal strategies, and execute the agreed plan of action utilizing methods most likely to result in the efficient and effective resolution of the matter. ILG attorneys have a broad base of litigation experience to draw on in all Federal and State courts from on-the-ground investigations to Supreme Court appeals in the areas of personal injury and wrongful death, product liability, commercial general liability, labor & employment, construction litigation, and catastrophic losses due to fire and explosion.

BUSINESS LAW: Rarely is the path from point A to point B a straight line, so our role in a business law practice is to find alternatives, devise workable strategies, and keep your business ideas, goals and objectives moving toward realization. ILG’s business attorneys help clients achieve their goals with respect to business formation, intellectual property, labor and employment, CAN-SPAM, copyright and trademark

COMMUNITY: In addition, the Lawyers at Issaquah Law Group remain active in the legal and civic community. A core commitment of our Issaquah Attorneys is community service. Our attorneys' civic involvement includes the King County Civil Rights Commission; the City of Issaquah Planning Policy Commission; the Northwest Screenwriters Guild, service as a pro tem judge. We live and work in the Pacific Northwest, and we aim to make it a better place.

In addition, through The Amateur Law Professor Blog and LinkedIn postings, we share pertinent opinions and decisions of the Washington State Supreme Court, as well as the pertinent opinions and decisions of the Washington State Courts of Appeal so that our clients can be as update to date on cutting legal issues as we are.

Gang Rape Prohibited on King County busses

I would have thought this would be obvious, but evidently there is a need to put warning stickers up to prevent gang rape. Seems to me the kind of people who would engage in gang rape on the Metro are probably not the type to be deterred by stickers. Hat tip to Failblog. epic fail pictures

"Hey, see that girl over there...how about at the next stop we..."

"Whoa, whoa, whoa, dude...we can't!"

"Why not?"

[points to sticker]

"Ohhhhhh. Nevermind then."

UPDATE

As it turns out, the sticker is indeed real. Rather than being made by King County Metro, it appears to be art:

King County's Blog discusses the stickers:

Don’t be fooled by fake “warning” signs on Metro buses. There is a prankster out there with good graphics but this template is not official. And, just because you see the King County logo, doesn’t mean that the message is from us.

So far, these fakes have shown up on just three or four buses in North King County with various messages. At first glance they may seem real, but when you give it a second thought you’ll realize they’re not.

Metro does have a Code of Conduct for traveling on its system. The code is also posted inside buses and at Metro facilities.

The code follows the old golden rule: Treat others they way you want to be treated. When you do that, you show respect for your fellow passengers and the transit vehicles and facilities you use.

Everyone benefits when you ride right. Transit passengers enjoy a safe, secure, comfortable and inviting atmosphere, and the overall efficiency of the transportation system improves.

Hilarious, nonetheless.

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