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Issaquah Law Group: Experienced Counsel; Client Focus

PHILOSOPHY: Formed in 2014, Issaquah Law Group is a law firm with one focus: providing businesses and insurers with high quality legal representation with the responsiveness of a smaller firm. ILG was founded on the principle that strong client relationships are the key to successful legal representation and strong relationships are built upon clear and consistent communication. 

LITIGATION: We work closely with our clients to fully and accurately understand their goals, work collaboratively to formulate specific legal strategies, and execute the agreed plan of action utilizing methods most likely to result in the efficient and effective resolution of the matter. ILG attorneys have a broad base of litigation experience to draw on in all Federal and State courts from on-the-ground investigations to Supreme Court appeals in the areas of personal injury and wrongful death, product liability, commercial general liability, labor & employment, construction litigation, and catastrophic losses due to fire and explosion.

BUSINESS LAW: Rarely is the path from point A to point B a straight line, so our role in a business law practice is to find alternatives, devise workable strategies, and keep your business ideas, goals and objectives moving toward realization. ILG’s business attorneys help clients achieve their goals with respect to business formation, intellectual property, labor and employment, CAN-SPAM, copyright and trademark

COMMUNITY: In addition, the Lawyers at Issaquah Law Group remain active in the legal and civic community. A core commitment of our Issaquah Attorneys is community service. Our attorneys' civic involvement includes the King County Civil Rights Commission; the City of Issaquah Planning Policy Commission; the Northwest Screenwriters Guild, service as a pro tem judge. We live and work in the Pacific Northwest, and we aim to make it a better place.

In addition, through The Amateur Law Professor Blog and LinkedIn postings, we share pertinent opinions and decisions of the Washington State Supreme Court, as well as the pertinent opinions and decisions of the Washington State Courts of Appeal so that our clients can be as update to date on cutting legal issues as we are.

Jesus Christ Booted From Jury - Attempts Own Voir Dire

The Birmingham News is reporting that Jesus Christ was kicked off of a jury during voir dire for asking too many questions instead of answering them. The apparent savior, formerly named Dorothy Lola Killingworth, was excused from jury service for disruption of the proceedings.

Jesus Christ, being the ever humble soul, could not be reached for comment.

This raises a couple of questions for me:

  1. What is with the rash of people claiming to be Jesus? Nefarious cop-killer Marice Clemmons tried to make the claim in August.
  2. God is omnipotent, and the savior is part of the Godhead. Why ask questions at all? You already know the answers, NJC. Maybe it was some bizarre socratic method.
  3. Who the heck has a name like Killingworth these days? Does she come from a family of former Bond-Girls? I mean, Lola Killingworth is a pretty impressive Bond-girl name.
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